The Ballad of Zachy The Kid

A long time ago in the Wild Wild West

Lived an outlaw named Zachy the Kid.

He was wanted by the law for awful crimes

He claimed he never really did.

Now the sheriff in town was strong and brave.

Sheriff Boogie was the man's name.

And keeping his town clear of outlaws

Like Zachy the Kid was his game.

But one day Zachy the Kid stormed into town

And spotted the spiffy hat Boogie had.

He grabbed it right off of the sheriff

And Boogie's day suddenly went very bad.

But Sheriff Boogie quickly got to work

Throwing Zach into jail just like that.

But Zachy the Kid wasn't too upset.

Because, after all, he kept the hat.